Orbital Burn: A Post Apocalyptic Harem Story

please read all the way through if you need to be warned about adult content Strap in for launch to the junked orbital habitat Vladivotsok-9 and find out why it gets a 1-star Yelp review! Try not to get sidetracked stealing virgins from furious road battles on the way. Pack your cosmonaut meals, hold your breath when flushed naked into space, don’t answer any ads for Russian mail-order brides and did we mention get your vaccinations against space-plague? All the best stories happen in outer space! Sometime in the 23rd century the apocalypse struck. Luckily for Jake Mortimer his preserved consciousness from the 21st century gets reborn four hundred years later in the Tomorrow Program bunker with stashed science, guns, robots and an endless supply of cloned bodies. His mission is to rebuild civilization. It’s bad news for the bunker when the Artificial Intelligence that runs the everything gets a terminal virus. Not only would it pretty much ruin Jake’s chances of repopulating the world, the AI also happens to be Circe, his virtual girlfriend. Luckily there’s an anti-virus, but unluckily the only known source of the cure is on a quarantined Russian space station in orbit. Things go from bad to worse when the all-girl team of commandos Jake leads gets into trouble on the way to the spaceport and he’s the only one to make it to orbit. It’s even more grim when a slight case of death slows him down. Brought back to life, Jake has no idea how he got there or what he’s done. He keeps running into people either trying to kill him or kiss him and never knows which one. Trapped in a janky, low-tech, Russian gulag hundreds of miles above the planet, Jake will have to contend with a fungus infestation turning people into zombies, the lone human crewmember and her army of androids, a Russian reality TV show still going strong after 177 years and his only ally is a cute Japanese technofetishist… if he can find her. And that’s if the quarantine control bots don’t incinerate him first. CONTENT this story contains adult themes and imagines a world where today’s cultural norms and civilization wouldn’t cut it. The protagonist happily uses road rage, foul language, and has the sexual duty to repopulate the world. Also, some scenes may contain crazy Russian bachelorettes and hair-pulling cat-fights. This story contains a harem and is an Adult Science Fantasy novel.